Archivist Guy: And I’m an Archivist. What a minute, Librarian, what’s with all those suitcases and vendor logo covered tote bags? Are you going on a trip?
LD: Yeah, I’m headed to the airport. I’m attending a few conferences.
AG: What? Conferences? W-what kind of conferences?
LD: Oh, I’ll be checking out the Internet conference, the Web Users conference, the Podcasters conference, then I’ll be attending a conference online in Second Life—that should be awesome—and later on in the evening, we’ll be jamming with Guitar Hero at the County Public Library.
AG: Jamming at the
LD: You know, Archivist, you should really come.
AG: Oh, no, I can’t. Awfully busy. You know, backlog, that sort of thing.
LD: That’s all right, next time. Hey, Archivist, you heading somewhere right now, maybe you could give me a hand with these…
AG: Sorry, Librarian, but I have a very big--VERY BIG--meeting with the Administration.
LD: Oh, meeting – what’s it about?
AG: The usual: Asking for funding to preserve and digitize historically significant private papers.
LD: Ouch. Good luck. Well, I'm off.
AG: [Whispers] I hope you encounter plenty of turbulence.
LD: Come again?
AG: Oh, I said, I hope you have a momentous journey.
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